<ul> <li><strong>Jean Pierre Mirouze - Sexopolis</strong></li> </ul> I’m afraid I’m going to hurt the musical beliefs of some readers. But when I’m listening to such exceptional Grosfonk tunes, everything that has been written without some Funky-music sample, sounds so lame to me, it sounds so worn and shitty that the simple fact it exists makes me sad. The beauty of Funky-music is the melody, which speaks for itself, no need for adornments like those half naked semi-sluts or...

<ul> <li><strong>Fatfonk: Francois Feldman - You want every night</strong></li> </ul> Francois Feldman is a French Pop-music singer known for his tacky songs, as shitty as Bon Jovi’s… But before the Top 50, he did some Funk. Shame on me: I’ve been listening to this song for one straight week. But in some cases,  shame feels so good. Akin to junk-food, sometimes Funky-music tastes even better when it’s greasy and gross: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvOoDI4Vc2g

<ul> <li><strong>Yuji Ohno - Sailing</strong></li> </ul> The perfect-4am-sound, Yuji Ohno’s (him, again !) “sailing” from the album Cosmos, 1981. Yugi takes us for a trip in the infinite space; it is Bedtime stories with Chewbacca as a teddy bear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TymcURUBQI